law of love derived

Law of Love? derived from newton?s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2

aslamabadon ai ay fax

Aslamabadon ai ay FAX
.

Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
.

Tusi pareshan na hovo

sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay??.

Preshani te mere waste ae?

remix of lambi judai

Remix of Lambi judai from the movie 'Jannat'

4 dino ki chutiyan o raba
Lambi parhai

Parhny me dil mera laagy kaheen na

Parhny sy jaan meri jaey Hamysha

Kitny zamany baad o raba
Chutiyan ye Aaeyin

Chutiyan ye Aaeyin.

kuch kuch hota hairemix

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

acha batao

ACHA BATAO?
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI

-:->>

NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI

BOLO BOLO KON

KON
TUM?

ARAY NAHEE

HAMARA K.E.S.C.

tum paas aae

Tum Paas Aae,

Yun Muskurae,

Apne 32 Dant,

Mjhko Dikhae,

Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,

Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,

Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,

Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!

mintaan na krwa

Mintaan Na Krwa,

Mobile Noo Utha,

Write Msg De Vich JA,

Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,

Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,

Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->

Aamir khan ne apni film

Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Film ka Naam ha,

?Begarat Zameen Par?

ho mera kam in fakiron

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae???.;->

yaar aik baat to batain

Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic nuqsanaat bulkul muft?

1st line 2 be writeen

1ST LINE 2 BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS:

?All the answers written below are imagnary and work of my creative mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK is UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL??

ki bumb da barosa

Ki bumb da barosa yaar,
Bumb kidhron di aaway..
Chad mulak te chaliye baaaar, hooooo..

chad mulak te chaliye baar,
Kam aaway na aaway?

zara si mobile men de jagah

Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu
Zara sa Inbox le saja..
Zara sa Sent items me ja tu...
Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah..

ali azmat

New Remix s?NG Of
?ALI AZMAT?
>

<

>

<

>

<

>

JunOn oR iShQ sE BARhti hai aBAdi. . . . . . . .;->
?DIL MANGAY
MORE?

zara 1 bat to batyn

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?

or is se hota hi kya hy,

Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,

Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,

2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?

Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,

ji han ab pury k pury notes k sath net weight srf 12 grm,

Itny me to ek pharra bh na mily

or cheating hour papr ka hr hour,

T0o poket guide rkh k le jaen aur saaAaAab likh den dhong k sath. . .

jadeed taleemi muhawre

JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWRE !!!

1-Science Sy Gira Arts Me Atka

2-Fail Hoty Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3-Degree Ly K Choolhey Me Daal

4-3rd Division Paas Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5-Dost Wo Jo Imtehan Me Chapai Kraye

7- Qadar Kho Deta Hy Raoz College Aana Jana

8-Likhna Na Jany Qalam Mera ;->

atif aslam live in an exam

Atif Aslam live in an Exam

Kuch is tarah...
Teri copy, meri copy se miladay,
Answer teray...saaray mujhay paper pe chapa day,
Tu her ghari her waqt sir k sath raha hai,
Han yeh jism bloody fool abhi kaanp raha hai,Jo solution hain ye teray.unhain tu mera pata dy!Kuch estrha tera paper mere paper c milade

golmaal return

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .


Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"

if any fat girl cross u

Part | |

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .


Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN" . . . :d :p ;->

lub pe ati h dua an

Lub Pe Ati H¥ Dua ßan k Tamana Mri

Zindgi ßomb §e Ho Mehfoz khudaya Mri

Na koi ßomb Damaka §e Ura De Muj ko

Muft Ma Jam-É-§hahadat Na Pila De Muj ko

Mra Allah Larai §e ßachana Muj ko

Θr §ikha De koi ßandoq Çhalana Muj ko

Naam-É-Islam ki Hurmat ko ßacha Le ¥a RÅß

Waqt k §ary Kamino ko Utha Le ¥a RÅß